me nd mermaid gf

h0rsefetus:

me: bb ur so wet

gf: i live in the fucking ocean

beefmilk2:

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

Anonymous:
maybe the reason you're so sad is bc you r a bitch to other people

fuckinq:

I’m not a bitch, I’m honest and I don’t take bullshit from people. If you don’t like it then fuck off and live your life

Best response ive seen since Bill Clinton Scandal


My Blog will not Cure Insomnia but it will make your sleepless nights worthwhile

sassybf:

you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet 

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